Personalized Books by Yours Truly!
You can now order a custom made, handwritten 16-page hardcover book (approx size 10.8 inches by 6.5.. about the size of a children’s book) all written and drawn by me, Jordan Krall.
Each book will be a collection of related fiction, prose poetry, and drawings. Each will be unique… meaning that YOU will have the only copy in existence. None of it will ever be republished. Also, each copy will be guaranteed to have been created after an intense bout of extreme isolation and/or meditation. Your book is guaranteed to be a crazed gospel of absurdity and weirdness. You will, in essence, get a snapshot of my dreams. You’ve been warned. Each copy will also come with a photograph of….something. And remember.. the entire thing will be HANDWRITTEN by me… with mistakes included! You can see how my mind works! See all of the Freudian slips!
You may suggest up to 5 things you’d like me to incorporate in the book. This could consist of names, items, or themes.
Price with shipping is $23 within the US and $30 outside the US. Please make a Paypal payment to gorshinary (at) juno (dot) (com)
Please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery.
Thanks!

January 6, 2012 at 6:37 am
oooo that’s rad! i’m definitely gonna get 1…maybe 2
January 6, 2012 at 7:44 pm
Brilliant, Mr. Krall!
January 6, 2012 at 7:46 pm
Awesome, thanks, guys!
January 20, 2012 at 5:41 pm
Love this idea. I just ordered a book yesterday with a few oddball items I hope you can work into it.
I hope people take advantage of this!
January 25, 2012 at 9:33 pm
Thanks for the order, Charles! I appreciate the support!!
February 1, 2012 at 9:57 am
How can I order a book? Is there a link?
February 1, 2012 at 1:09 pm
Hi there,
All the information is here: http://gnosticgnostrils.wordpress.com
and the specific information on ordering is at http://gnosticgnostrils.wordpress.com/custom-books-gospels/
thanks!
February 3, 2012 at 9:35 am
I think this offer is real unique and and fucking badass. I’m going to have to wait two more weeks to order one(rents due) but most definitely going to order a few. Tentacles,taboo,and porcipine pubes! Hahaha that’s three